Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No time here for weaklings here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every inch of the ride.
- Forget that boring stuff you’ve been doing.
- That where the real pleasure is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable night.
You're not begging. We’re just saying you the deal.
fellas: Bro Get down with me Me Immediately Tonight
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Waste around with Chat, just Hit that already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Help! Those Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- I Really Need To Get a Restraining Order.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Honestly, I just want to Be Left Alone in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's crank Fucking Insane
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta crank it up and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will make you lose your mind.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.